One Hit Wonder

 

1969. You’re fifteen.  

The girls have all gone home.

Five guys are trying to stop 

Saturday night from turning

into Sunday morning. You’re sitting

on the hood of a car, nursing

that last warm six pack. The doors 

are flung open and the radio plays 

the first chords of Louie Louie.  

Someone slides down, walks 

over, turns it up. You yell out 

the names of other one hit wonders:  

Red Rubber Ball, Sweet Soul

Music.  Pretty soon your friends 

jump in with Expressway

To Your Heart, Walk Away Renee.

 

Even now you wonder 

what happened to the lead 

singer of The Soul Survivors, 

the drummer in The Kingsmen?  

Are they living off royalties 

somewhere in South Florida?  

Do they still play second rate

hotels and glitzy casinos?  

When they drop their kids off 

at school and Knock On Wood

comes on, do their fingers drum 

the steering wheel? Do their kids 

cover their ears and say,  

“Oh Dad no, not again?”

 

In your old neighborhood 

no one remembered anyone 

for anything good. John 

Taurisani will always be the boy 

who pissed his pants and cried 

the time Sister Carolina made him sit  

in the garbage pail all day. Michael 

Towey missed a wide open lay-up 

with five seconds on the clock 

and you lost the CYO championship.  

You can still see Theresa Burns  

getting out of her seat,  

still hear her saddle shoes 

sounding down the empty hall 

when her name was announced 

over the loudspeaker to please 

report to the principal’s office 

the Friday morning her mother 

and father died in a car crash.

And Marshall Perriera’s girlfriend

will always be chasing him

down Reeves Avenue, yelling, 

“Marshall, I’m fucking pregnant, 

you better fucking marry me 

Marshall,” two weeks before 

he joined the marines.

 

You want to know how often 

Scott McKenzie or Percy Sledge

thinks about the time their song 

poured out of every car window,

the times they walked across a stage 

and girls screamed? Does it feel

good all over? Does it make

their eight hour day selling 

real estate or painting houses 

that much longer? Do they lie

in bed next to their wives 

after making love and feel empty?   

 

You remember Erica more 

than anything. You still live

in the apartment she found 

in November of 1979.

That first night you zipped

two sleeping bags together

and every whisper grew 

louder and bigger until 

the empty apartment felt 

full. You took the first shower 

together, washed each other 

carefully, trying to keep

the floor burns from stinging.

You even miss the times 

you were too tired, or angry,

or bored, and you just kissed

and hugged and went right

to sleep like grown ups,

like your mother and father,

and you still knew you wanted 

to lie like that until you died. 

 

The last you heard, she’s living

in Virginia, married to a physics

professor with one young son.

Most of the time, you hope 

she’s happy, and sometimes

when you’re driving alone, 

maybe waiting for a light 

to change, your fingers move 

the dial back and forth hoping 

to find that one tiny station

where the DJ’s taking only

your requests. For What It’s Worth.

Little Bit Of Soul.  96 Tears.  

And by the time that first forty-five

spins from beginning to end 

you’re nineteen, you believe

in true love again and that this car, 

this highway, can take you anywhere.  

When Double Shot Of My Baby’s 

Love by The Swinging Medallions

fights its way through static 

you’re sure that somewhere  

on Belmont Avenue in the Bronx,  

Hawthorne, California or Freehold,

New Jersey, five fat bald guys 

whose names you once read 

on the back of an album cover

are hurrying home from work

to meet in somebody’s garage

or basement. They’re plugging in

amps, picking up drumsticks,

strapping on the bass and guitar.

They look at each other, nod.    

“One.” “Two.” “Three.”   

 

Originally published in Skidrow Penthouse.


Tony Gloeggler is a life-long resident of New York City and managed group homes for the mentally challenged in Brooklyn for 40. years. He’s retired now pretending he’s happy being older and wiser. His work has appeared in Rattle, Chiron Review, New Ohio Review, Nerve Cowboy, Vox Populi and Gargoyle. His most recent book, What Kind Of Man published by NYQ Books and a finalist for the 2020 Paterson Poetry Prize.